I've come to realize that there are two things that are absolute in my life: 1) I am one of the klutziest people on the planet, and 2) The weirdest things happen around me.
I was tempted to classify No. 2 as "not having the best luck" but I realized that would diminish the good-luck things that do actually happen. It's just the weird, bad-luck kinda things tend to overshadow the good sometimes. Also, weird things happen around me - I refuse to play the victim and let them happen to me.
Why am I bothering to explain my absolute truths? Because that will be the main focus of this project, or dare I say, online therapy. Enjoy my triumphs and travails. Both can be quite amusing.
I'm waiting for the day you classify No. 2 as "the world is out to get me". I might worry you've lost your sense of humor about it at that point.
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